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tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:14

a lawyer.... :lol:

oh that's good.....

DJ · Postby DJ » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:14

hahaha thats funny

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:14

coloskydiver · Postby **coloskydiver** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:14

Comedy rap video's- Funny stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Veqz8W98iA

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823354

S4poor · Postby **S4poor** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:14

Our fearless leader ........

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:14

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.'

ZoomPrincess · Postby **ZoomPrincess** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:14

ah ha!! I finally figured out Guidos job, and why he is not around as much as he used to be!!

:lol:

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:14

Hopefully this isn't a repost-

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825469

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:14

I need a good joke.

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:14

Retrenched Lehman Bank employees staged a protest by blockading the entrance to the Bank's Headquarters

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:14

haha, who is the guy with the posche.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:14

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[font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000]I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the
Currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line.
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[font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000]Just one lady in front of me . An Asian lady who was trying to exchange
yen for dollars and she was a little irritated .
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[font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=84][color=#000000]She asked the teller, 'Why it change?! Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?!!'

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Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:14

haha that is good

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:14

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Milller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started.
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She s aid, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:14

RX-7 Chris wrote:haha, who is the guy with the posche.

He's the mailroom guy...

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