What grinds your gears?

I`m Batman · Postby **I`m Batman** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14

^
Look before you sit... or wipe then line your seat.

You can even hover, work those quads.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14

I`m Batman wrote:^
Look before you sit... or wipe then line your seat.

You can even hover, work those quads.

work those quads... :lol:

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14

Allow me to elaborate: its my own bathroom. I know who did it ...I always lift the lid before leaving the bathroom...not sure how he did it, but he did

geo2maz · Postby **geo2maz** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14

kingtut wrote:Allow me to elaborate: its my own bathroom. I know who did it ...I always lift the lid before leaving the bathroom...not sure how he did it, but he did

maybe it was the milkman?

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14

kingtut wrote:Allow me to elaborate: its my own bathroom. I know who did it ...I always lift the lid before leaving the bathroom...not sure how he did it, but he did

I'm confused, when I came over, I swear I raised the seat. :huh:

geo2maz · Postby **geo2maz** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:14

tsx_guy wrote:I'm confused, when I came over, I swear I raised the seat.

and you delivered, propa'!

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:14

(flexes quads)

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:14

tsx_guy wrote:(flexes quads)

toit shorts..

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:14

When you're out cycling (on a trail, away from everyone)...behaving all traffic laws and respecting cars. You get to a cross walk off the highway, wait for the signal to give you the 'walk', you proceed across and just as you get to the other side-- some phat db in a honduh lays on his horn, Cuz he had to stop. Wtf.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:14

kingtut wrote:When you're out cycling (on a trail, away from everyone)...behaving all traffic laws and respecting cars. You get to a cross walk off the highway, wait for the signal to give you the 'walk', you proceed across and just as you get to the other side-- some phat db in a honduh lays on his horn, Cuz he had to stop. Wtf.

sorry dude, but I have places to go... ain't nobody got time to wait for your a$$ in the crosswalk.

geo2maz · Postby **geo2maz** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:14

Hope you at least flipped him off? People should be called out...
Similar thing happened to me when I first got my bike, it had pedal clips (awful) so it took me longer to start to cross alameda at Ogden, when I started the road was completely clear but when I was halfway across this fat ### blond in a gold Honda came flying down alameda at like 45 and laid on her horn, (which naturally made me slow down to a crawl) I called her every single bad name I could think of...

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:14

Ha ha...ahhh, classic G.
I wanted to hop off the bike and head his way, but A.) I couldn't get outta my pedals by the time he whooshed by, B.) I would have got my azz kicked, or C.) He'd shoot me for approaching his vehicle in my stylish lycra..

Andyscums · Postby **Andyscums** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:14

(For anyone who has kids since now I am new to this parent/father thing)

When you change you kids diaper because he is crying from being wet, and right once you do he shits in the new diaper you JUST put him in.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:14

Andyscums wrote:(For anyone who has kids since now I am new to this parent/father thing)

When you change you kids diaper because he is crying from being wet, and right once you do he shits in the new diaper you JUST put him in.

better it's done in the new diaper then while being changed

Postby **Huzer** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:14

kingtut wrote:When you're out cycling (on a trail, away from everyone)...behaving all traffic laws and respecting cars. You get to a cross walk...

What trails are you riding that have cars and crosswalks? I think normal folks probably call them "roads". I'd say if you can't differentiate between the two, you were probably at fault.

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