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coloskydiver · Postby **coloskydiver** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:14

erod550 wrote:

Love it

geo2maz · Postby **geo2maz** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:14

erod550 · Postby **erod550** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:14

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:14

pick up lines with tut...

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:14

speedjunkie · Postby **speedjunkie** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:14

These are pretty dark and offensive, but I often find dark stuff like this funny. Probably because I'm not Jewish...German actually lol.

geo2maz · Postby **geo2maz** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:14

http://kdvr.com/2013/07/12/calif-tv-station-blooper-says-plane-crash-pilots-are-sum-ting-wong-and-wi-tu-lo/

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:14

looks at .... I can totally see you trying this....

erod550 · Postby **erod550** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:14

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:14

^ ha ha ha

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:14

Coming from someone who doesn't have a toaster at work, let alone a 4-slicer (jelly) I'm offended.

speedjunkie · Postby **speedjunkie** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:14

^Especially a voice activated one lol. That's awesome.

We play jokes like this on new guys at my job. We used to have a floodlight set that had a box on the outside that looked like a communication box. The engine inside was small enough and the whole thing was big enough for someone to sit inside and switch on the engine using the switch mounted on the engine. We'd tell the new guys that it was voice activated and we would show them by telling it to start and the guy inside would start it, then we'd tell it to turn off and the guy inside would turn it off. Then we'd have the new guy try it, with no success of course. This is only one of MANY pranks like this we would play on new people, like getting exhaust samples from C-130s, fuel trucks, etc; send them to get their steel-toe boots checked for cracks and that shop had the choice to confiscate their boots because they're faulty; echo checks on hoses or aircraft engines. SO many great pranks.

erod550 · Postby **erod550** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:14

I don't have as many cool stories as that but when I worked at Domino's we used to make the newbies go in the back and get the dough repair kit when we messed up a crust.

It didn't exist.

speedjunkie · Postby **speedjunkie** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:14

Yeah that's like a bolt stretcher, K9P oil, a long weight (wait), etc. We've sent people looking for fallopian tubing as well.

erod550 · Postby **erod550** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:14

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v98CPXNiSk"]ORIGINAL VIDEO - Bitchy Resting Face - YouTube[/ame]

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