I made the biggest mistake of my life 10 minutes ago.....
I put three (3) corn dogs in the microwave and set the timer for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
"DING!," went the microwave. I was more than overjoyed as I was about to eat my delicious corn dogs.
I walk over to the fridge and open the door to reach in and grab these tasty treats' favorite partner, ketchup!
Low and behold it isn't there. I'm now starting to become in a heightened state of extreme anxiety. I think to myself, "HOW THE #### AM I GOING TO EAT THESE WITHOUT MY GOD DAMN KETCHUP?!?!?!?!?!?"
I frantically run to the cupboards hoping by the grace of god there is a new ketchup bottle hiding somewhere, waiting for me to embrace it's glory.
After tearing the kitchen apart I finally come to terms with the fact that I, a white male, would have to eat my corn dogs without ketchup for the first time in my life.
I sit and stare at my corn dogs for 5 minutes before I reluctantly start to eat the first one.
Here I am now, sitting here after eating all 3 by some miracle powers gifted to me to overcome such a trying obstacle of life.
I can't even begin to describe how this devastating instance may have ruined my lust for corn dogs, and possibly have caused me to never enjoy their once beautiful taste ever again.
I can't believe I at these corn dogs without ketchup. NEVER AGAIN!
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Man, I always have at least ketchup for mine, if not mustard too. Poor Ian. That sucks, and I know that devastating feeling so well, that feeling you get when you've already started preparing the food, only to find out it won't be perfect like you thought it would be because you're missing one very important ingredient LOL.
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iani1.1 wrote:Aw I hate that too. Cereal with no milk.
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I like to put some ketchup and mustard on a plate and swirl them together with the corn dog. So good.
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