I made the biggest mistake of my life 10 minutes ago.....

I put three (3) corn dogs in the microwave and set the timer for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

"DING!," went the microwave. I was more than overjoyed as I was about to eat my delicious corn dogs.

I walk over to the fridge and open the door to reach in and grab these tasty treats' favorite partner, ketchup!

Low and behold it isn't there. I'm now starting to become in a heightened state of extreme anxiety. I think to myself, "HOW THE #### AM I GOING TO EAT THESE WITHOUT MY GOD DAMN KETCHUP?!?!?!?!?!?"

I frantically run to the cupboards hoping by the grace of god there is a new ketchup bottle hiding somewhere, waiting for me to embrace it's glory.

After tearing the kitchen apart I finally come to terms with the fact that I, a white male, would have to eat my corn dogs without ketchup for the first time in my life.

I sit and stare at my corn dogs for 5 minutes before I reluctantly start to eat the first one.

Here I am now, sitting here after eating all 3 by some miracle powers gifted to me to overcome such a trying obstacle of life.

I can't even begin to describe how this devastating instance may have ruined my lust for corn dogs, and possibly have caused me to never enjoy their once beautiful taste ever again.

I can't believe I at these corn dogs without ketchup. NEVER AGAIN!

I have to say, i have never once eaten a corn dog with ketchup. or anything else for that matter. There is light at the end of the tunnel!!!!

Man, I always have at least ketchup for mine, if not mustard too. Poor Ian. That sucks, and I know that devastating feeling so well, that feeling you get when you've already started preparing the food, only to find out it won't be perfect like you thought it would be because you're missing one very important ingredient LOL.

Ian, you're a white male.? Lol.

I haven't had a corn dog in a long time. Ketchup is a must. I'm the person that pours a bowl of cereal then opens the fridge to find............ no milk!

Aw I hate that too. Cereal with no milk. Koolaid with out sugar. Some things you have to have together lol

That's so weird because I had corn dogs for breakfast today haha

iani1.1 wrote:Aw I hate that too. Cereal with no milk.

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^That's what I always think of when I think of no milk for cereal lol.

I had hot dogs earlier, and our ketchup was almost gone. NOOOO!!!!! Luckily, I'm a hoarder and had some ketchup packets in one of the drawers LOL.

Haha! That's rough man. Next time you go any fast food place you have to grab a buch of the ketchup packets for backup.

I like to put some ketchup and mustard on a plate and swirl them together with the corn dog. So good.

corn dog - ketchup = pizza rolls instead.

erod550 wrote:I like to put some ketchup and mustard on a plate and swirl them together with the corn dog. So good.

That's what I do, too lol.

"I put three (3) corn dogs in the microwave and set the timer for 2 minutes and 30 seconds."

it takes that long to cook corn dogs in the microwave?

Maybe they were frozen?