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tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:14

dammit!!! can't do a six.... :lol:

LM · Postby LM » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AIM WO4 @ Dec 14 2007, 07:34 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=14158]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

Dammit... I keep hitting the brake![/b]

lol...I almost covered the walls with a mouthful of my coffee....nice.

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:14

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=537686963646486914

Go Granny, Go !!!!!!!!!!

Granny - Air Bag !!! Hooray for the grey!

A lady was video taping her son riding a skate board when her attention
switched to an old woman trying to cross the street in front of a honking
motorist. It is the best direct hit I have seen in some time. You can hear
the lady that is taping it also giggling as she records the event. Turn your
sound up.

ZoomPrincess · Postby **ZoomPrincess** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:14

LMFAO! That is great, that guy deserved it. I wish the tape kept going to see what he thought he was going to do by getting out of the car.

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:14

They kind left you hanging.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:14

that is a good one....those MB airbags are sensitive ones.....which makes me wonder if that was staged or not....

mmmm

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:14

LOL! Serves that @$$ right! Staged or not...it's the point that's hilarious!

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:14

<span style="color:#800080">A man who was feeling suicidal called the hotline and got a call center located in Iraq. Man says "I'm feelig suicidal today." Operator says "Great! How would you feel about driving a van?"</span>

SpeedRacer · Postby **SpeedRacer** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:14

lame.

MazdaTom · Postby **MazdaTom** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lightnin McQueen @ Dec 14 2007, 06:32 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=14154]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!

I told you so!!! And there is nothing you can do about it.

[/b]

I am smarter than my right foot- but the trick is to draw the 6 from the inside and go out (don't start from the tip of the 6, start with the circle in the 6 and end with the tip).

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SpeedRacer @ Dec 18 2007, 01:49 PM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=14631]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

lame.[/b]

you sure are.... :P

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MazdaGurl @ Dec 18 2007, 11:30 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=14623]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

<span style="color:#800080">A man who was feeling suicidal called the hotline and got a call center located in Iraq. Man says "I'm feelig suicidal today." Operator says "Great! How would you feel about driving a van?"</span>[/b]

I didn't think that was funny, sorry

AIM WO4 · Postby **AIM WO4** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:14

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today! :1e1e5040:

ZoomPrincess · Postby **ZoomPrincess** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:14

LMAO.. I should have used that one today.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:14

Interview Humor:
I was interviewing a woman for a clerical position. On her application, she checked "Yes"
to a felony conviction and wrote, "Will explain during interview." She said she got mad
at her now-ex-husband and hired someone to kill him. But at the last minute she called
it off, and he is still alive. She stated she was now on medication and is "all right." She
was a great interview up until that point.

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