This might end up better than the movie....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdrFwikfJNk"]YouTube- Arnold watches the new Karate Kid trailer[/ame]
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That guy does a pretty good Arnold. And yea, that movie is going to be beyond terrible. Unnecessary remakes/sequels FTMFL.
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[font=Comic Sans MS]A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar
and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he
comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes
flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
time.'
The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home
in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the
days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each ofmy brothers and one for myself.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
his eyes and he laughs.
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains, 'It's just that my
wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.'
'Hasn't affected my brothers though..'[/font]
and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he
comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes
flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
time.'
The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home
in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the
days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each ofmy brothers and one for myself.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
his eyes and he laughs.
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains, 'It's just that my
wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.'
'Hasn't affected my brothers though..'[/font]
one and one makes two, together we are free


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Haha, I love Star Wars stuff, especially Vader.
One of my buddies from high school played Vader's Death March or whatever it's called (the part he was humming at the end) at his wedding as they were walking out together at the end, instead of the traditional song. Only he and his dad knew about it, everyone else was either cracking up or shaking their head. LOL
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