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Postby mOOsE » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

Another pet peeve... from the IT guru's standpoint...

STUPID SMART PEOPLE

I hate dealing with people that have the power to force their loose concepts onto our dept, simply because they "think" it should happen. I think cancer should be cured with an oral medicine, but I don't go to my doctor demanding he come up with a solution. Let me be the expert on my subject matter while you be the expert on yours and stop going to our executives about how IT should magically create something that doesn't exist.

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Postby Andyscums » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

When one of your nostrils is clogged or itchy when you're sick, then it clears and the other one gets stuffy/itchy/runny.

People that constantly approach me and say "where do you get your ink BRO" Or "how long did your sleeve take? How many colors are in it" I just always answer "one color, one hour"

People that tie their shoes so tight that they look like laces on a football.

When you just finish pooping and wiping only to realize you have to go again. (TMI?)

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Postby Andyscums » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

And people that mix up "you're" and "your"

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Postby Huzer » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

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Postby _AlexTM » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

Andyscums wrote:When one of your nostrils is clogged or itchy when you're sick, then it clears and the other one gets stuffy/itchy/runny.

People that constantly approach me and say "where do you get your ink BRO" Or "how long did your sleeve take? How many colors are in it" I just always answer "one color, one hour"

People that tie their shoes so tight that they look like laces on a football.

When you just finish pooping and wiping only to realize you have to go again. (TMI?)


Along the lines of tattoos, questions about my ears, how long did it take, did it hurt, are those like 000, are you going bigger, will they close, what are you going to do once you dont want them anymore? Shut up.
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Postby kingtut » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

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Postby Andyscums » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

_AlexTM wrote:Along the lines of tattoos, questions about my ears, how long did it take, did it hurt, are those like 000, are you going bigger, will they close, what are you going to do once you dont want them anymore? Shut up.


When I had plugs I hated the question "what size are your gauges?" I just used to say double 0s

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Postby tsx_guy » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

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Postby kingtut » Wed May 15, 2013 9:14

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Postby kingtut » Thu May 16, 2013 9:14

When you heat up coffee. Then forget about the coffee all together. Then go to take a drink and its cold again.

(rinse and repeat)
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Postby geo2maz » Thu May 16, 2013 9:14

kingtut wrote:When you heat up coffee. Then forget about the coffee all together. Then go to take a drink and its cold again.

(rinse and repeat)


yes! this morning I found yesterdays full-coffee-cup in the microwave, which i had warmed up and forgotten till today.
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Postby REd88GTU » Thu May 16, 2013 9:14

when you're at the gym, and you have to fart, so you have to take time out of your workout to find someone to stand next to awkwardly for a moment so everyone thinks it was them.
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Postby _AlexTM » Fri May 17, 2013 9:14

tsx_guy wrote:what are you going to do when you....


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Postby geo2maz » Fri May 17, 2013 9:14

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