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tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:14

tbot wrote:haha the undivided attention of a leprechaun...

the what?

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:14

iani1.1 · Postby **iani1.1** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:14

^^lol that shouldve been wyo tech.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:14

wow that is not going to end well.

Ranger · Postby **Ranger** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:14

LOL...that's like how every time I have taken a RWD car to the emissions place, they put the front wheels on. The only time they didn't do that was with my RX-7. Still, pretty shameful that something like that would be done at an automotive school...come on people, just look under the car...

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:14

Ranger wrote:LOL...that's like how every time I have taken a RWD car to the emissions place, they put the front wheels on. The only time they didn't do that was with my RX-7. Still, pretty shameful that something like that would be done at an automotive school...come on people, just look under the car...

I couldn't agree more about the personnel that work/are employed at the emissions testing centers. I dred taking any of my vehicles in to them. They hop in and out of those cars (regardless of make/model) as wrecklessly as they would at the go-cart track after having a few:lol:

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:14

last time i had to do emmisions, the car battery died before they could do the test...that was a fun time...

kingtut · Postby **kingtut** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:14

That sucks- So you sat there, waited and waited...then it died on you before they could properly "test" (aka abuse) your car? Are you trying to tell me that you had trouble with your Mazda battery!?:o:lol:

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:14

kingtut wrote:That sucks- So you sat there, waited and waited...then it died on you before they could properly "test" (aka abuse) your car? Are you trying to tell me that you had trouble with your Mazda battery!?:o:lol:

it was *ahem* another car, the battery was 7 years old.

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:14

Hairdo

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip
to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the
hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly,
and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over onRome 's Tiber River
called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its
gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a
dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service
is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get
there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good
luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The
hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time
in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked,
and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were
wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on
me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city.
They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I
know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican ,
a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the
Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as
to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally
greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door
and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Where'd you get the shitty Hairdo?"

bmwzoom · Postby **bmwzoom** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:14

I was driving over the speed limit by about 5 mph, and a small black Celica was tailing me so close for so long that it pissed me off. So instead of break-checking him and risk damaging my car, I decided that my front windshield was in desperate need of some cleaning. SO... out squirts the windshield wiper fluid and the wipers. The wipers are going at full speed giving my windshield a nice clean finish while spraying the Celica behind me so badly that he had to turn on his wipers so he could see.

(((giggles))) I got a great stare the moment I pulled into the turn lane and he was next to me at a red light.

RedRoadster · Postby **RedRoadster** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:14

well done!

ms. D · Postby **ms. D** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:14

The "Lovey Dovey Chubby Hubby" commercial on the radio = HILARIOUS

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:14

This is great

http://www.nimportequi.com/video_popupNEW.php?id_video=93

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:14

bmwzoom wrote:I was driving over the speed limit by about 5 mph, and a small black Celica was tailing me so close for so long that it pissed me off. So instead of break-checking him and risk damaging my car, I decided that my front windshield was in desperate need of some cleaning. SO... out squirts the windshield wiper fluid and the wipers. The wipers are going at full speed giving my windshield a nice clean finish while spraying the Celica behind me so badly that he had to turn on his wipers so he could see. (((giggles))) I got a great stare the moment I pulled into the turn lane and he was next to me at a red light.

LMAO! I can relate...I got my revenge once, and the timing was perfect. I had just detailed my car and used a Q-tip to clean out the washing squirters. I didn't realize it at the time but I had accidently moved one of the nozzles. Long story short...a day later a guy driving a convertable was pissing me off in traffic, but I didn't do anything. HOWEVER...when he pulled up next to me at a red light, I felt the sudden urge to wash my already clean windows...one of the squirters actually aimed right into his top-less convertable! HAHAAHA! I never laughed so hard!

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