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ZoomPrincess · Postby **ZoomPrincess** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:14

looks more like your son then Andrew...

:lol:

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:14

The Preacher's Son
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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he
didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.

1. A bible.
2. A silver dollar.
3. A bottle of whisky.
4. And a Playboy magazine.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself.
"When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot- steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Congress."

GR-8 · Postby **GR-8** » Fri May 16, 2008 9:14

Long time since a funny was posted. So I have one. It was funny to me this morning and gross. Thought of it al myself.

Small wrarning first. If you have just eaten, havn't eaten or are eating be aware if you understand the joke.

So I was in the alley @ the resraunt taking out the trash. There was a bum with a kart full of canned food. Some of the cans had solids in it and some had liquids. One can that he was eating from looked like mashed pinto beans with corn. I asked him what he was eating and he said kinda like a mad man that needs to be down in Pueblo. "I eat what I can and I can what I eat." (he he he)

I only laughed there cause I understand it but didn't till later on in the day. So after that encounter I went back inside and sat around. After about an hour after talking with him I was like......ewwwww. Cause at that moment It crossed my mind what he was eating.

(Just to make it clear the story is fake and I came up with the story after the...I guess it'd be called the "punch line." I think.)

SpeedRacer · Postby **SpeedRacer** » Sun May 18, 2008 9:14

Originally posted by Fry est.86;29781

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Sun May 18, 2008 9:14

those are great josh!!

coloskydiver · Postby **coloskydiver** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:14

Masking Prank - OMG

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817637

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coloskydiver @ May 29 2008, 08:08 PM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=49109]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

Masking Prank - OMG

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817637[/b]

ROFL!!!

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:14

good site when you have some time....

"try our new anus burgers"

http://failblog.org/

ps- i made it to page 5.

LM · Postby LM » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:14

Scary but true...

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:14

that's a toss up, both would be fun to ride....

Stealth01 · Postby **Stealth01** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lightnin McQueen @ Apr 1 2008, 05:21 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=36983]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

YOUR AGE! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)
[/b][/b]

NO, it's not! It's off by 6 months!

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:14

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:14

^^^^^

doh!

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:14

Why your mods drive the cars they do:

Lee (MS6) Needed the extra horsepower to offset the weight of his large stereo system.
Guido (6i) This cheap bastard didn't want to fork over the extra cash for a turbo.
Tim (RX8) Felt the 8 was an ideal project car which is probably best since he can't fit in a miata
Chris (RX7) Is all about the sleeper look, likes being discounted then smoking the doors off a geo
metro.
Andrew (MS3) Needed the extra room for his uh huge lens which he has exposed to half of HR
already.
Josh (MS3) small penis

RX-7drifter · Postby **RX-7drifter** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (6i_guy @ Jul 18 2008, 09:19 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=56926]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

Why your mods drive the cars they do:

Lee (MS6) Needed the extra horsepower to offset the weight of his large stereo system.
Guido (6i) This cheap bastard didn't want to fork over the extra cash for a turbo.
Tim (RX8) Felt the 8 was an ideal project car which is probably best since he can't fit in a miata
Chris (RX7) Is all about the sleeper look, likes being discounted then smoking the doors off a geo
metro.
Andrew (MS3) Needed the extra room for his uh huge lens which he has exposed to half of HR
already.
Josh (MS3) small penis[/b]

wow guido lol that was funny

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