What a Mom says in one day, compressed into 2 minutes...
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RX-7 Chris
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1984 RX-7 GSL-SE [size=84]My restomod project[/SIZE]
1964 Ford Galaxie 500XL flat black w/ white interior, 2 dr fastback, 390 thunderbird, C6 auto, 2500 rpm high stall converter, shift kit, AC, Holley 750 cfm
[size=100]RIP 1983 RX-7[/SIZE]
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RedRoadster
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I'd seen the domain names list a while ago, but the powergenitalia always cracks me up...
they went on to include all manner of ---sexchange sites.. lumberjacksexchange, for example... you figure someone would get a clue.
they went on to include all manner of ---sexchange sites.. lumberjacksexchange, for example... you figure someone would get a clue.
95 Classic Red Miata - 'Kona'
Racing Beat Sways, AEM WB O2 sensor, ACT clutch, Ground Control Springs, Bilstein HDs, Fat Cat bumpstops, 95 stock 14s (winter) or 99 sport 15s (summer)
Flyin' Miata stuff:
FM II Link GT2560R turbo, Butterfly brace, N/A dual exhaust, Oil filter relo kit, Rear shock mounts
08 Sunlight Silver Mazda 3s GT Sedan - 'Tuna'
OEM Wing spoiler, Sirius and Media switcher
05 Onyx Black Mazda 6i Hatchback - 'Smokey'
Racing Beat Sways, AEM WB O2 sensor, ACT clutch, Ground Control Springs, Bilstein HDs, Fat Cat bumpstops, 95 stock 14s (winter) or 99 sport 15s (summer)
Flyin' Miata stuff:
FM II Link GT2560R turbo, Butterfly brace, N/A dual exhaust, Oil filter relo kit, Rear shock mounts
08 Sunlight Silver Mazda 3s GT Sedan - 'Tuna'
OEM Wing spoiler, Sirius and Media switcher
05 Onyx Black Mazda 6i Hatchback - 'Smokey'
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S4poor
My own repost, but worth it IMHO.
How to be the "Funny Guy" in your office:
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting, put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are hockin up a loogie.Then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass fucking.
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands.
3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass
How to be the "Funny Guy" in your office:
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting, put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are hockin up a loogie.Then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass fucking.
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands.
3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass
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i laughed myself to tears...
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Co626
it not funny but i thought it was neat all played on 2 Iphone, and an DS
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/iband
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/iband
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coloskydiver @ Mar 29 2008, 10:41 PM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=36531]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>
It works fine for me and this is one of the funniest videos I have seen. I think the music really makes its. It gets funnier if you watch it twice.
It works fine for me and this is one of the funniest videos I have seen. I think the music really makes its. It gets funnier if you watch it twice.
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