GET THE FUCK OFF MY AZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

I don't know who you are in your shiny, black 4-door 3 with HIDs, but you came out of Claremont Ranch onto Marksheffel this morning and rode about 6 inches from my bumper as we crossed Hwy 24. I tried to jink and shake you off, but the lame-o dweeb in his X-Terra and the PMSing soccer mom in her Accord wouldn't open a space for me to jet through.

Should your behavior re-occur tomorrow morning, be prepared with insurance paperwork, for I have been known to suddenly downshift, dropping my speed without any warning for MORONS following behind me.

Sheesh...show a Zoom Zoom brother some love and GET OFF MY ASS! It ain't cute, it ain't safe, and it sure as hell ain't worth losing your bumper over.

YEAH OR ELSE :P

wow sounds like fun

Gez stealth,, you and your horror stories of driving!! I thought there were over once you stopped commuting to denver,, guess not huh..

That would piss me off!

And i'm sure they had their headlight adjustment set all wrong, making life hell for you, eh?

Have a bucket full of pennies in your car, and drop a handful of them next time he's riding your ass at high speed.
I am pretty sure he won't be riding anyone's ass anytime soon.

thats just screwed up man

Jackasses like that make me miss my diesel truck! My F-250 had an adjustable chip that allowed me to make it really rich on the turn of a dial. All I did was turn it all the way up, pump the throttle twice and then hold it to the floor. I know this isn't green, but neither is any form of racing cars, legal or not, so save it! The resulting black cloud would obscure headlights at night. I made many a douche-bag have to pull over and air out their cars due to open windows or sunroofs! DAMN I miss that truck. Seems likt the idiots in this town just love ass or something....

That's actually pretty awesome, in my opinion.

i love yer avatar lol.. been there forever I know but i laugh everytime i see it

I friend of mine had a cop ride his bumper like that. He was in a El Camino. He droped it in a lower gear and dropped the clutch. The cop ran into the back of him. He pulled over and the cop chued him out. What an A-hole.

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Jackasses like that make me miss my diesel truck! My F-250 had an adjustable chip that allowed me to make it really rich on the turn of a dial. All I did was turn it all the way up, pump the throttle twice and then hold it to the floor. I know this isn't green, but neither is any form of racing cars, legal or not, so save it! The resulting black cloud would obscure headlights at night. I made many a douche-bag have to pull over and air out their cars due to open windows or sunroofs! DAMN I miss that truck. Seems likt the idiots in this town just love ass or something....[/b]

I love doing that in my Bros 250. Soo much fun.

i love doing that to little hondas
it's quite funny

so you are the jackasses that do that to me all the time?!


I have had that happen to me a couple times, but I probably deserved it.