Real or Poser?

Stealth01 · Postby **Stealth01** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

OK, so this aberration was on Hwy 24 today. He effed with me by slamming on his brakes in front of me, then taking off. So I promptly flew by him. His motor was revving pretty high, so I THINK he was trying to keep me from passing, but it's possible he was holding back. Still, I tend to think he's a poser, not a real drag racer for several reasons:

1. The gold wing spoiler on top of the factory lip.
2. The gold rivets around the quarter windows
3. The gold accents around the door handles, edges, and fail vents on the hood.
4. The CB antennas and amber warning light

So...what's your thought?

chickenwafer · Postby **chickenwafer** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

Those tires are rather skinney...and a real drag racer wouldn't fuck with fake riveted windows, they would apply that money to going faster, not adding weight and looking ghey.

I vote, Pouser.

Stealth01 · Postby **Stealth01** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

Agreed...all that fake gold adds weight.

tbot · Postby **tbot** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

^^ what he said

*DarthRX8* · Postby ***DarthRX8*** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

yup tires look way to skinny...

rush24 · Postby **rush24** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

He's a real poser.......Now that takes a major no talent ass clown to achieve that!

speedjunkie · Postby **speedjunkie** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

Think about this...he has a wheelie bar, but no parachute? Isn't it in the rules that if it goes a certain speed it must have a chute? My buddy's fox body stang in NC told me about that rule and it had a chute, and I don't know if it even had a wheelie bar. But my thinking is that if this guy is so fast he needs a bar, he needs a chute too.

I vote poser as well.

chickenwafer · Postby **chickenwafer** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

^Oh yeah, good point. Although I don't think you need a 'chute until the bottom 10's or even 9's. I have no clue when it's required you need a wheelie bar...in fact I don't think it is in most racing.

Stealth01 · Postby **Stealth01** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

And if he's a poseur, then he's a poseur who got OWNED by a Japanese 4-banger.

coloskydiver · Postby **coloskydiver** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

Fail!!!

dommo_g · Postby **dommo_g** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

You should have flagged him down, then pooped on his hood.

Stealth01 · Postby **Stealth01** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

dommo_g wrote:You should have flagged him down, then pooped on his hood.

I'm still chuckling at the double spoiler. LOL.

VRx8 · Postby **VRx8** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

So gay!!

Stealth01 · Postby **Stealth01** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

VRx8 wrote:So gay!!

Maybe they aren't wheelie bars....maybe he backed over a shopping cart...

memphis · Postby **memphis** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14

You know Chris.. theres only one way to really see whats under his hood... next time,, dont be a wuss and hit the gas a lil...

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