The sound was worrysome, the sound was new. Was it rod knock, was it something similarly troublesome? I didn't trust the car, though at that time, I was still operating under the theory that this was a failing torque converter, so I took it for a spin or two around the parking lot. It ran at full power, but then, while letting off the gas, the engine abruptly stalled again. It started again, but then stalled and was back to the hard turnover on starter and wouldn't fire up and run.
I spent a few more hours playing with things, got it to almost start once or twice, but something was simply dragging it down. I drove home in my good civic around midnight, feeling pretty demoralized. The next day after work, I hired a local tow company to drag it the 8-10 miles home for $105. I jumped back into the problem, still forcing myself to feel optimistic it'd be something simple to overcome. At this point, the engine could be started, but made a pretty awful sound. If anything, it sounded as if it came from the front of the engine, not the torque converter as I had initially thought, and so, I pulled all the accessory belts off the main pulley, hoping it was actually one of these. Firing it up sans belts:
d16y8_fail2.3gpPretty bad. At this point, I shut down the engine and was resigned that it was going to have to come apart before I'd know what I was truly in for. I figured, if I was 'lucky,' it'd be a seizing oil pump, but the main "big end" bearings or rod bearings were as, if not more, likely culprits.

Remember my embarrassing anecdote of the breaker bar on the crank pulley when the starter was kicked? Well, that came back to haunt me in at least one specific way. Because the D16 motor crankshaft turns counterclockwise from the front of the engine, the breaker bar and 17mm socket effectively tightened the hell out of the bolt when they stopped and the crankshaft kept turning. Naturally, by this point, I was suspecting I had landed the fatal blow in that episode, but the more immediate concern was taking the crank pulley bolt out.
I could not make it turn. Not with a 18" breaker bar. Not with a 4' cheater bar. When the socket finally did rotate, I discovered I had merely stripped the bolt. Now I have an Irwin bolt extractor set on order, but in the meantime, I went ahead and dropped the oil pan.

So that's that. I'm still not sure which bearing(s) are gone, but there's a generous quantity of metal to be found in there. So much for a quick sale of this car, at the very least, this is looking like a partial bottom-end rebuild, now. I still hope I can get out of it with some new bearings, but for all I know, the crankshaft is bent...